| 141. | A horse carries a certain goodness, an inner light from which beauty flows.
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| 142. | All I need to know in life I learned from my horse - Vol. 3- Leather and chains can make anyone look studly.
- Cold bathes are a form of cruel and unusual punishment.
- You've got horse sense. Use it!
- If god meant you to be incased in metal, He would've made you a Sherman Tank.
- If someone's constantly on your back, lie down and play dead, or run like heck.
- Happiness is a warm, fuzzy blanket and someone to share it with.
- Who needs nuclear power when you've got natural gas?
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| 143. | All I need to know in life I learned from my horse - Vol. 2- Eat plenty of roughage.
- Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere in life. Big, brown eyes help too.
- When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
- In times of crises, take a poop.
- Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
- Follow the herd, that way you can't be singled out to take the blame.
- A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
- Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.
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| 144. | All I need to know in life I leaned from my horse - Vol. 1- When in doubt, run far, far away.
- You can never have too many treats.
- Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
- New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
- Ignore cues, they're just another prompt to do more work.
- Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
- Never run when you can jog.
- Never jog when you can walk.
- And never walk when you can stand still.
- Heaven is eating at least 10 hours a day...and then sleeping the rest.
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| 145. | PLEASE don't feed fingers to the horses.
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| 146. | Riding isn't the matter of life or death. It's more important than that!
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| 147. | Nothing is more sacred as the bond between horse and rider...no other creature can ever become so emotionally close to a human as a horse. When a horse dies, the memory lives on because an enormous part of his owner's heart, soul, very existence dies also...but that can never be laid to rest, it is not meant to be...
- Stephanie M Thorn
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| 148. | There is something about the sight of a fallen horse that strikes one's heart in such a way, even for those who are not particularly a horse lover...the significance of something so sacred, powerful, beautiful, intoxicating as the horse...when a fallen horse is seen overcome by life's obstacles, fallen tears and a jolt to the heart and soul can never be prevented...
- Stephanie M Thorn
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| 149. | What the horse does under compulsion...is done without understanding...and there is no beauty in it.
- Xenophon
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| 150. | Why go over this jump when there is a perfectly good path around it?
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